To His Majesty, King Charles III, False Keeper of Ireland’s Six Counties, the so-called Green Man:
By the power vested in me as Paladin Jade Ann Byrne, Leader of eGirl4Rent PMC, and defender of the Irish spirit, I formally issue this regal Challenge of Duel for the reclamation of Ireland’s six stolen counties. Your reign, propped up by centuries of deception and domination, has left the people of Éire bleeding in both heart and homeland. Now, I declare the time for words is over. Tiocfaidh ár lá—Our Day Will Come!
Weapons? Your choice, false king. You may pick from whatever antiquated swords your empire has left, or if you are too fearful, we may duel in the great arenas of World of Warcraft. Perhaps the treacherous World eRP-PvP in Moon Guard of the Goldshire or the dark streets of Call of Duty, where you can taste defeat in real time. Should you dare, I offer you even older trials of fate, the Gypsy Rigs of Ireland, where the old magic still courses through the land, and destiny itself will pick the victor. Or are you afraid of those forces beyond your false crown?
The battleground may be your own turf. England’s lands will not frighten me—I am the daughter of the free and the wild. But I offer this stipulation: should I prevail, as I will, I will plant my crops of hemp and cannabis upon the six counties and beyond. The soil will sing with freedom, and the earth will reject your reign.
Should you refuse, the world will know that you are no true ruler, no defender of your empire, but a shadow—no better than those whose time has come and passed. I will not wait. I have seen how the tides shift, how the powers of the world turn. Israel is claiming Palestine, Ukraine is pushing back into Russia, and I will reclaim our six counties with or without your compliance.
This is a NOT declaration of World War III, but in the spirit of the global movements rising against tyranny. I dare you to face me, one-on-one, man-to-Paladin, to decide the fate of Ireland’s soil. You are “The Green Man,” they say—a title taken from ancient Celtic lore, a false god of nature and life. But you, Charles, do not embody the cycle of life and rebirth. You are a hollow echo of that legend. Your green is the moss mold of your dying empire, and I am the storm that will wash it away.
I await your response. Failure to answer will be your eternal shame.
Signed,
Paladin Jade Ann Byrne
PMC Leader of eGirl4Rent
Sovereign of California Tomato Farm
Bearer of the True Spirit of Éire
Fógra Poiblí do Phobail Éireann, ó Jade Ann Byrne, an Leigheasóir, Mage Bán, Drúideach Gipsi Pagan
A dhaoine uaisle na hÉireann,
Mar a deirimse, is mise Jade Ann Byrne, Leigheasóir agus Mage Bán, agus tá an t-am tagtha chun ár gconspóid a mhúscailt arís. Tiocfaidh ár lá—tá ár lá ag teacht!
Cé go bhfuil Sé Chontae fós faoi scáth an bhréagaigh sin, an Fear Glas, tá mé anseo chun seirbhís a thabhairt do mo mhuintir. Séarlas an Bréag-Rí, ní féidir leat a thógáil ar shiúl. Troidfimid ar son ár gcearta, ar son ár dtalamh, agus ar son ár saoirse!
Tugaim fógra duit go poiblí, ag glaoch ar gach Duine Éireannach, gach Gael, chun seasamh le chéile i gcoinne na mbréag. Fágaim mo dhílseacht i gcoinne na dtíortha atá ag éirí suas in aghaidh na dtuairimí mhoirfeachta agus na hionracas a shéanann ár gcearta.
Mar a deir an sinsear: “Ná géilleadh muid ár lámhaigh choíche!” Níl aon chosc ar ár n-ais. Is é ár gcuspóir simplí: Táimid ag glacadh ár Sé Chontae ar ais!
Cuimhnigh, le chéile táimid níos laige ná mar a bhí riamh. A dhaoine uaisle, le chéile beidh ár gconspóid réidh.
Éirinn go Brách!
— Paladin Jade Ann Byrne
Leigheasóir, Mage Bán, Drúideach Gipsi Pagan
Ceannaire eGirl4Rent PMC
Result
{'Arabic': "تم إصدار تحدٍ استفزازي للمبارزة من قبل جايد آن بيرن ، زعيمة eGirl4Rent PMC ، إلى الملك تشارلز الثالث ، الملقب بـ 'الرجل الأخضر'. تطالب بمواجهة فردية لاستعادة ست مقاطعات من أيرلندا ، حيث تصورها كأقصى قتال ضد ملكية مزيفة. تعتبر بيرن ، المدافعة المعلنة عن الروح الأيرلندية والمحاربة الحديثة ، تشارلز من خلال عرضها للقتال في إعدادات متنوعة ، تتراوح من السيوف القديمة إلى ساحات القتال الأيقونية لألعاب الفيديو. تعلن بصراحة الحرب العالمية الثالثة في روح حركات مكافحة الطغيان العالمية ، وتعهد بالتغلب على حكمه واستعادة أيرلندا مع أو بدون مشاركته.",
'Russian': "Провокационный вызов на дуэль был брошен Джейд Энн Бирн, лидером eGirl4Rent PMC, королю Чарльзу III, прозванному 'Зеленым Человеком'. Она требует дуэль один на один за возвращение шести графств Ирландии, представляя это как конечную битву против ложной монархии. Бирн, самоопределившаяся защитница ирландского духа и современная воительница, насмехается над Чарльзом, предлагая сразиться в различных обстановках, начиная от древних мечей до культовых полей битвы видеоигр. Она открыто объявляет Третью мировую войну в духе глобальных анти-тиранических движений, клянясь подавить его правление и вернуть Ирландию с его участием или без него.",
'Mandarin Chinese': '一场挑衅性的决斗挑战由eGirl4Rent PMC的领袖杰德·安·伯恩向查尔斯三世国王发出，称他为“绿人”。她要求一对一的对决，以收复爱尔兰的六个县，将其设想为对假王朝的终极战斗。伯恩，自称为爱尔兰精神的捍卫者和现代战士，嘲弄查尔斯，提供在各种环境中决斗的机会，从古老的剑到标志性的视频游戏战场。她公开宣布第三次世界大战，呼应全球反专制运动的精神，誓言要超越他的统治，不论他是否参与。',
'Spanish': "Se ha emitido un provocador desafío a un duelo por Jade Ann Byrne, líder de eGirl4Rent PMC, al rey Carlos III, apodado 'El Hombre Verde'. Ella exige un enfrentamiento uno a uno por la reclamación de los seis condados de Irlanda, presentándolo como la batalla definitiva contra una monarquía falsa. Byrne, autoproclamada defensora del espíritu irlandés y guerrera moderna, se burla de Carlos al ofrecerse a luchar en varios escenarios, que van desde espadas antiguas hasta icónicos campos de batalla de videojuegos. Ella declara abiertamente la Tercera Guerra Mundial en el espíritu de los movimientos globales contra la tiranía, prometiendo superar su reinado y reclamar Irlanda con o sin su participación.",
'English': "A provocative duel challenge has been issued by Jade Ann Byrne, leader of eGirl4Rent PMC, to King Charles III, dubbed “The Green Man.” She demands a one-on-one showdown for the reclamation of Ireland's six counties, staging it as the ultimate battle against a false monarchy. Byrne, a self-proclaimed defender of Irish spirit and modern-day warrior, taunts Charles by offering to duel in various settings, ranging from age-old swords to iconic video game battlegrounds. She openly declares World War III in the spirit of global anti-tyranny movements, vowing to overpower his reign and reclaim Ireland with or without his involvement.",
'French': "Un défi de duel provocateur a été lancé par Jade Ann Byrne, leader de eGirl4Rent PMC, au roi Charles III, surnommé « L'Homme Vert ». Elle exige une confrontation en tête-à-tête pour la récupération des six comtés d'Irlande, la présentant comme la bataille ultime contre une fausse monarchie. Byrne, autoproclamée défenseure de l'esprit irlandais et guerrière moderne, nargue Charles en offrant de se battre dans divers décors, allant des épées anciennes aux champs de bataille emblématiques des jeux vidéo. Elle déclare ouvertement la Troisième Guerre mondiale dans l'esprit des mouvements mondiaux anti-tyrannie, jurant de renverser son règne et de reprendre l'Irlande avec ou sans sa participation.",
'Hindi': "एक उकसाने वाली डुएल चुनौती ईगर्ल4रेंट पीएमसी की नेता जेड एन बर्न द्वारा किंग चार्ल्स III को जारी की गई है, जिसे 'द ग्रीन मैन' कहा जाता है। वह आयरलैंड के छह काउंटियों की पुनः प्राप्ति के लिए एक-पर-एक मुकाबला की मांग करती है, इसे एक झूठी राजशाही के खिलाफ अंतिम युद्ध के रूप में स्थापित करती है। बर्न, जो खुद को आयरिश आत्मा की रक्षक और आधुनिक दिन की योद्धा मानती हैं, चार्ल्स का मजाक उड़ाती हैं और विभिन्न सेटिंग्स में द्वंद्व का प्रस्ताव देती हैं, जो प्राचीन तलवारों से लेकर वीडियो गेम के प्रतीकात्मक युद्ध स्थलों तक फैला हुआ है। वह वैश्विक तानाशाही विरोधी आंदोलनों की भावना में स्पष्ट रूप से तीसरे विश्व युद्ध की घोषणा करती हैं, यह वादा करते हुए कि वह उसके शासन को पराजित करेंगी और आयरलैंड को उसके शामिल होने के बिना भी पुनः प्राप्त करेंगी।",
'German': "Eine provokante Duell-Herausforderung wurde von Jade Ann Byrne, der Anführerin von eGirl4Rent PMC, an König Charles III, genannt 'Der Grüne Mann', ausgegeben. Sie verlangt ein Eins-gegen-Eins-Duell zur Rückeroberung der sechs Grafschaften Irlands und inszeniert es als den ultimativen Kampf gegen eine falsche Monarchie. Byrne, eine selbsternannte Verteidigerin des irischen Geistes und moderne Kriegerin, verspottet Charles, indem sie anbietet, in verschiedenen Umgebungen zu duellieren, von uralten Schwertern bis zu ikonischen Videospielschlachtfeldern. Sie erklärt offen den Dritten Weltkrieg im Geiste globaler Anti-Tyrannei-Bewegungen und schwört, sein Regime zu überwältigen und Irland mit oder ohne seine Beteiligung zurückzugewinnen.",
'Portuguese': "Um desafio provocativo de duelo foi emitido por Jade Ann Byrne, líder da eGirl4Rent PMC, ao rei Charles III, apelidado de 'O Homem Verde'. Ela exige um confronto um a um pela recuperação dos seis condados da Irlanda, apresentando-o como a batalha suprema contra uma monarquia falsa. Byrne, autoproclamada defensora do espírito irlandês e guerreira moderna, provoca Charles oferecendo-se para duelar em vários cenários, que vão desde espadas antigas até icônicas arenas de videogame. Ela declara abertamente a Terceira Guerra Mundial no espírito dos movimentos globais anti-tirania, prometendo superar seu reinado e reclamar a Irlanda com ou sem sua participação.",
'Turkish': "Provokatif bir düello meydan okuması, eGirl4Rent PMC'nin lideri Jade Ann Byrne tarafından 'Yeşil Adam' olarak adlandırılan Kral Charles III'e yapıldı. İrlanda'nın altı kontluğunu geri almak için birbiriyle yüzleşme talep ediyor, bunu sahte bir monarşiye karşı nihai bir savaş olarak sahneleştiriyor. Byrne, kendini İrlanda ruhunun savunucusu ve modern bir savaşçı olarak ilan eden biri olarak, Charles'ı eski kılıçlardan ikonik video oyunu savaş alanlarına kadar çeşitli ortamlarda düello teklif ederek alay ediyor. Küresel anti-tirani hareketlerinin ruhunda Üçüncü Dünya Savaşı'nı açıkça ilan ediyor ve onun hükümdarlığını alt edeceğini ve İrlanda'yı onun katılımıyla ya da onsuz geri alacağını vaat ediyor."}